Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Gluttony


The six ways of committing gluttony:
Praepropere - eating too soon.
Laute - eating too expensively (washedly).
Nimis - eating too much.
Ardenter - eating too eagerly (burningly).
Studiose - eating too daintily (keenly).
Forente - eating wildly (boringly).
It's funny because I'm on a diet. Haha, no. : (

My favourite is Forente. I want to eat wildly! One hand! Two hands! No hands!
Proverbs 23:20-21 "Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags."

Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."
Wouldja lookit that? My first time quoting the bible. : D I knew this day would come.
And now... segway to This is why you're fat.

: )

Not today, baby.

(But seriously, welcome to a turducken: a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. And the green grass grows all around all around and the green grass grows all around)

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